Despite that, Yargle and Multani manages to overcome everything bad about vanilla creatures thanks to one thing: its absolutely massive stats
These fairy tales fight back
Forcing a player to draw more cards than their deck holds (in other words, force an opponent to run out of cards)
Boom Box, Tomb Trawler, and Lavaspur Boots can end up being playable in the right deck
But things go off the rails once you introduce Panharmonicon and Deadeye Navigator--at that point, you're just playing a game of "how many triggers before my opponents leave?" For maximum degeneracy, consider Lotus Cobra, Tatyova, Benthic Druid, and Risen Reef
Cyclonic Rift only returns nonland permanents, and with Ashaya on the battlefield, all your creatures are also lands